27 Things You’re Really Thinking When You Watch Figure Skating

And proof that figure skaters are maniacs.

February 20, 2014 Emily Fleischaker, BuzzFeed Staff

1. VERY PRETTY. BUT YOUR FEET ARE POINTING IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS.


VERY PRETTY. BUT YOUR FEET ARE POINTING IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS.
TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP / Getty Images

2. COOL BUT WHAT IF


COOL BUT WHAT IF
AP Photo/Bernat Armangue

…HE LETS GO.


...HE LETS GO.
AP Photo/Ivan Sekretarev

3. YEP, YOU GOT IT UP THERE.


YEP, YOU GOT IT UP THERE.
Lucy Nicholson / Reuters

4. WELL DONE.


WELL DONE.
Laszlo Balogh / Reuters

5. EVERYONE WATCHING YOU IS IN PAIN.


EVERYONE WATCHING YOU IS IN PAIN.
Matthew Stockman / Getty Images

6. AND WE CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR CROTCH.


AND WE CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR CROTCH.

7. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.


WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

8. WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO BALANCE IN THAT POSITION.


WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO BALANCE IN THAT POSITION.
Grigory Dukor / Reuters

9. THAT LOOKS VERY UNSAFE.


THAT LOOKS VERY UNSAFE.

10. LOL YOUR HEAD IS IN HIS CROTCH.


LOL YOUR HEAD IS IN HIS CROTCH.
AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi

11. HEY GUY WHAT IS THAT FACE.

HEY GUY WHAT IS THAT FACE.
YURI KADOBNOV/AFP / Getty Images

12. THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.


THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
Alexander Demianchuk / Reuters

13. LIKE, WHOSE LEG IS THAT THO.


LIKE, WHOSE LEG IS THAT THO.
Lucy Nicholson / Reuters

14. ARE YOU GUYS SINGING?


ARE YOU GUYS SINGING?
AP Photo/Darko Bandic

15. *SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING*


*SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING*
AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Andrew Vaughan

16. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE’S GOT THIS…


WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S GOT THIS...
David Gray / Reuters

17. I FOR ONE DO NOT THINK HE’S GOT THIS.


I FOR ONE DO NOT THINK HE'S GOT THIS.
Feng Li / Getty Images

18. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CATCH HERRRRRR


OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CATCH HERRRRRR
David Gray / Reuters

19. WUT. HOW.


WUT. HOW.
AP Photo/Ivan Sekretarev

20. YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT.


YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT.
Chuck Myers / MCT

21. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR.


HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR.
AP Photo/Darron Cummings

22. NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS AND IT LOOKS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.


NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS AND IT LOOKS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
Issei Kato / Reuters

23. HIS HANDS ARE TOTALLY ON HER THING.


HIS HANDS ARE TOTALLY ON HER THING.
AP Photo/Bernat Armangue

24. OH HELL NO.


OH HELL NO.
Streeter Lecka / Getty

25. WHOA SHIT!


WHOA SHIT!
AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Adrian Wyld

26. HUH. I WONDER IF THEY’VE DONE IT.


HUH. I WONDER IF THEY'VE DONE IT.

27. WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE ISN’T THAT COLD?


WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE ISN'T THAT COLD?
Issei Kato / Reuters

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